Brew Crew Haiku
Haiku for every Milwaukee Brewers game. Founded in 2008.
6/30/2009
Game 77: Brewers 6, Mets 3
Miller Park's new cheer:
They're not booing any more
They're yelling, "
Boo-urns!
"
-db
Major Burns stops Mets
While Braun MASHes Santana
Playoffs on Radar?
-dz
Game 76: Brewers 10, Mets 6
One pitch from Hoffman
silences all the drama
now that's a closer
~Scott
Even Carlos V
Could not ruin McGehee's slam
May Shef rot in hell
-dz
6/29/2009
Game 75: Brewers 0, Giants 7
Old baseball saying:
Momentum is as strong as
Next starting pitcher
-dz
6/27/2009
Game 74: Brewers 7, Giants 6
Projected winner:
Brewers 100 percent
thanks a lot, GameCast.
Fire and passion!
Momentum and clutch hitting!
Rolling your eyes yet?
~Scott
6/26/2009
Game 73: Brewers 5, Giants 1
Cheshire cat smile
Prince tousels Craig Counsel's hair
Shallow fly made good.
~Scott
Game 72: Twins 6, Brewers 4
Mike Burns walks tightrope
just as well as other guys
making the big bucks
~Scott
6/25/2009
Game 71 Brewers: 4 Twins: 3
years in the making
ballplayers train their whole lives
yet you never know
~Scott
Jason Kendall swings
Hits ball to deep left center
Twins mistakes give win
-dz
6/24/2009
Game 70: Brewers 3, Twins 7
in the briar patch
team trudges down thorny path
good thing it's early
~Scott
Three-man rotation:
Yo, Soup and Loops for three months
Warm up the DL
-db
Twins romp continues
30 home stomps in four games
Gone is all the pomp
-db
6/21/2009
Game 69: Brewers 2, Tigers 3
A costly moment:
One pitch bursts into three runs
Great game turns to loss
-db
Game 68: Brewers 5, Tigers 9
Backyard heat refuge
No comfort from late June swoon
Stranded in second
-db
6/19/2009
Game 67: Brewers 4, Tigers 10 (7 innings)
Merciful rainfall
Halts Motor City beat down
Looper knocked for loop
-db
6/18/2009
Game 66: Brewers 9, Indians 8 (11 innings)
throwing from first base
sidewinding Stetter dazzles
foot on the rubber
pitchers take the mound
not on a pile of dirt
on the wonder spot
~Scott
Hall, Hardy go deep,
Even with Hoffman's struggles
Crew is on right track
-dz
6/16/2009
Game 65: Brewers 7, Indians 5
not many pitches
travel right down the middle
and get called a ball
~Scott
CC worked out well-
Lee, DeRosa this year's fit
Cleveland's our farm team
-db
Game 64: Brewers 14, Indians 12
Fielder laser beam
Cuts through the June Cleveland night
Like hope returning
-dz
Packers over Browns
Hoffman blocks winning field goal
Two touchdowns standup
-db
6/15/2009
Game 63: Brewers 4, White Sox 5
Hart beat for offense
But major systems failing
Hoffman is human
-db
6/14/2009
Game 62: Brewers 1, White Sox 7
Parra digs a hole
So deep that Crew just gives up
Play another day
-DZ
The two-pitch pitcher:
Ball four or grooved down middle
Need a third option
-db
Game 61: Brewers 7, White Sox 2
Crew offense awakes
Parra on mound tomorrow
Should have saved some runs
-DZ
Two-inning outburst
Can't fill-in lineup's potholes
Bumpy road ahead
-db
6/12/2009
Game 60: Brewers 4, Rockies 5
No clutch hits today
Dustin gestures to the field
The team Melvin built
-dz
Base hits and runs scored
No interest to Henry
Bullpen car shouts, "Wheel!"
-db
6/11/2009
Game 59: Brewers 2, Rockies 4
Magical season:
Watching record attendance
disappear like leads
-db
Healthy Brewers fade
Injured Cubs hanging around
See where we're going?
-db
6/10/2009
Game 58: Brewers 2, Rockies 3
Offense still struggles
Pen coughs up another lead
When will summer come?
-dz
Game 57: Brewers 7, Braves 8
Carlos falls apart
While I pull weeds from back yard
Time to mow damn lawn
-dz
6/07/2009
Game 56: Brewers 3, Braves 0
Hank Aaron's shadow
Is large for both Crew and Braves
Prince creating own
-dz
6/06/2009
Game 55: Brewers 4, Braves 0
Twenty three years old
Not born last Crew World Series
Yo will see one soon
-dz
6/05/2009
Game 54: Brewers 3, Marlins 4
Yesterday's headline:
Bush loses in Florida
Oh, what could have been
-db
Pitcher blasts pitcher
Series split floats belly up
Trade for Josh Johnson?
-db
6/04/2009
Game 53: Brewers: 9 Marlins: 6
Case of Landshark makes
Looper get really loopy
Hoffman walks staight line
-dz
6/02/2009
Game 52: Brewers 3, Marlins 10
Landshark Stadium:
Where 2009 season
began its death march
-db
Dear J. Julio,
While on your way out of town,
Take Parra with you
-dz
Game 51: Brewers 4, Marlins 7
Ugly start to trip
As Julio dissolves in
Muggy Miami
-dz
See ya Julio
Off to the waiver wire
We barely knew ya
-db
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